Tweet    FOOL’S GOLD // WMC 2013     Grand Central’s Fools Gold takeover happens annually and is always a highly anticipated event and I don’t know if it was the drugs or what but this was one of the best WMC parties I attended. The lineup was solid; A-Trak, Just Blaze, Congorock, and even better yet it was free if you RSVP’d and you’d have to be an asshole not to do that.          ...

March 21, 201312:00 amMarch 22, 201312:00 amMarch 23, 201312:00 amMarch 24, 201312:00 amTweet WMC // UMF 2013 Party Guide pt.2 “Partying with the cool kids and the neighborhood shit-talkers”..   Alright champs, here’s part deux to the party compilation. If you follow my last guide then you had fun because I can’t remember shit–I don’t drink unless I’m having a good time. For the record. I...

March 16, 20139:00 pmMarch 17, 20139:00 pmMarch 19, 20139:00 pmMarch 20, 20139:00 pmTweet  Hello, hello God damnit are there a lot of parties going on in Miami during this time of year. Miami New Times has over 100 parties, it seems, on their events calendar for this month’s madness. So, I took the liberty in breaking it down and hopefully point you in the right direction. If you’re idea of fun is cheap beer/drinks,...

March 9, 20136:00 pmto10:00 pmTweet   FLAVORPILL // MARCH 9TH // ARTWALK AFTER PARTY   DOORS OPEN AT 10PM Description: I’ll keep it short and sweet. There are 2 rules to follow: - Respect the property - Don’t be an asshole (Noncompliance will result in removal from party and ban from FlavorPill)   THERE WILL BE A LOT OF HUNCH PUNCH BUT DON’T SHOW UP EMPTY HANDED! BYOB     Performances by: DEAF...

March 9, 20136:00 pmTweetSPRUNG! – COCONUT GROVE BEER FEST – MARCH 9th – ArtOfficial Wuddup bitches, I’m here to make it known that next Saturday, March 9th, the people who brought you Grovetoberfest–which brought in over 6,500 people last year–are now bringing you SPRUNG! When I think of the word sprung I think of T-Pains song, I’m sprung, which alludes me to the idea of pretty girls everywhere,...

Tweet    The M Machine // Metropolis Pt.II // New Album   The M Machine had a few jams off their last album Metropolis such as; Faces and Shadow in the Garden, and in Metropolis Pt.II  the style remains consistent, with those track specifically. So, if you dig that deep space chorus influenced, electro dub shit: this album is for you. I gave up on creating genres for electronic music, partly because I don’t know and...

February 17, 2013 10:00 pmtoFebruary 18, 2013 3:00 amTweetPolitix Politix    THE POLITIX. | ARCHETYPE COLLECTIVE | The Garret at Grand Central     Our friends at Archetype Collective  put together a dope little show this weekend at Grand Central’s loft, the Garret. I recommend for everyone to spend their evening at this party. Great music and, as always, great company. We’ll be out there, hope to catch some of...

TweetHey guys, –From now on I’ll be posting the top 3-5 events for the weekend/week. Before I’d do a run down of the entire week and that was annoying and half of those events sucked tremendously. Miami is going through a dry-spell but I plan on wetting things up: saving you time and gas money. These are the events I’ll be check out this weekend:     FRIDAY (Feb 8) SATURDAY (Feb 9)   –>...

Tweet  We went with : “Humble Bottoms”   This weeks winner comes from God knows where in Miami, assuming you’re in Miami. Anyway, we want to award you with a HotDamn Miami T-Shirt but we don’t know your name or anything so please email us back and we will get you your shirt!   >>>Want to win a shirt? Every week we pick the nicest set of buns in the city and give that ass a HotDamn shirt. That...

Tweet   Macklemore & Ryan Lewis//The Heist   Ben Haggerty, aka Macklemore, and Ryan Lewis released their long anticipated album, The Heist, earlier this month and I had a feeling  it was going to be a blockbuster and as usual, I was right. After catching their single, Thrift Shop,  way back in August, I was sold as a fan and enjoyed the smug hipsters heartfelt verses but I hadn’t heard anything from him since Thrift...

Tweet  Ultra Music Festival announced phase 2 of the much anticipated line-up today. I am personally very pleased with most of it. They have some amazing Live Acts such as Crystal Castles, Boys Noize, Bloody Beetroots and….Snoop Dogg?! They also brought back some of the classic electro God’s Carl Cox, Richie Hawtin, and Loco Dice. Since I am an Underground Junkie and a Festival Junkie I almost pissed on myself when I saw...

Tweet Wynwood Art Walk VS. Wynwood Art Walk VS. the People Who Bitch Too Much (and why we have to care)   Most artist who commit to becoming a  ”professional” artist, enter that world with the notion that they might die poor, hungry and on the curb of 8th Street which only seems to feed the  romantic fire with poverty which in turn, also pushes their creative threshold but  it seems some of the gallery owners and artists...

February 5, 20138:00 amTweet The XX is an English Indie Pop Band. It consists of three very simple yet infinitely talented characters. The two vocalist and guitarist, Oliver Sim and Romy-Madley croft started the band together when they were 15. They all met in Elliot School in London which happens to have a very high success rate for musicians. They added Jamie Smith which is responsible for producing them and remixing their music,...

Tweet   The first week of January has come and gone and all these little promises I said I’d do for this new year have kicked down the front door of my procrastination’s abode and set it on fire, prompting me to log-on to the HotDamn interface and start typing this post. I’ve spent the past couple of weeks settling into a new job–thank you–that is very high stress but within my major and pays well so...

Tweet FLAVOR PILL : KEEP IT G : TRAP SH!T   As you know we’ve been gearing our crew and focus towards event planning and production which means there are a lot of little fucking holes to fill in and being the person I am with a life lavishly coated with whiskey and ADD: it takes a lot to catch my attention and it takes even more for me to remember the shit I did the night before–practically every good party in Miami and the...